19 May 2010

Creepiness...

So mom had been looking into the family history and was building a massive family tree and trying to have a family reunion and stuff.

She found some cousins that weren't really cousins (not blood related at least) and some that could be/probably are somewhere. One of them is an older guy, married and a bishop.

She talks to him on the phone. EVERY NIGHT. For AT LEAST an hour.

One night she was talking about her body for some reason and was talking about her booty and he asked her if she had a picture. Now, I'm not one to completely put people in a box of how they are supposed to behave, but that just seemed a little off...not only because he's a MARRIED bishop, but because he's supposed to be her cousin. I don't want a picture of any of my cousin's and their behinds...or anything else like that for that matter.

Anyway, fast forward. There was a time when the SO's car was out of commission and in the parking lot where we stayed. I'm sure I posted this before, but the night his car broke down I had to drive him all the way from Decatur to Doraville to take him home because mom wouldn't let him sleep on the couch. AND I had to go back home afterward. Which was BULL.

Fast forward again. She bought the weird cousin a plane ticket. To come to Atlanta. And STAY WITH HER. FOR TWO F*&^ING WEEKS.

She wouldn't let the guy I was dating, who she knew and had been around several times sleep on her couch with me there (so she wouldn't be by herself) but invited a COMPLETE STRANGER who she thinks is and who claims is her cousin (and I mean, he probably is, but you know...) to STAY WITH HER and she PAID FOR THE PLANE TICKET!!! She doesn't know him, she talks to him on the phone but she doesn't really know him and now he's at her house, against HIS WIFE'S wishes and that's that.

I'm done with this mess.

No comments: